What would you really do if...

what you you really do if you had the Edward Cullen in your life? I mean has one really thought what they could stand if they were to have an actual vamp as there bf. For example here are the good points to having E.C. as your man...

1: he would be able to take you places such as here in a split second also you get to ride piggy back. Now who doesn't love a piggy back ride!!!!



2: He would pretty much do anything you wanted,pre or post making you his vamp wife!

3: the sex would be off the chain even if he did or did not leave you all bruised up :)

4: he will forever be yours, oh and he's hella rich...

those are just to name a few pros about good ole Eddy C. Now what would be some of the cons..

1: he has a really big starring problem to say the least! he would sort of piss me off. I mean I know I'm fly,but keep ya eyes in ya head my friend!


2: The fucker never eats "real" food. I mean that would be odd at gatherings,and well anytime you went out to grab a bite..no pun intended :)

3: He is also PALE..damn I mean standing next to me he would look as if he fkn glowing..ha! Also I really feel he needs to retire that damn grey pea coat


4: He drives like a bat out of hell..dude I mean at least go 5-10 miles over the speed limit. Shit I'm not trying go to jail for vehicular manslaughter!


5: I don't think we could have an pets in the house..sad I know

those are just a few random thoughts and pics to make it fun..what r your thoughts?